Wednesday, January 12

Bantai, Boumai and the lovely unspoken words of Hindi

"Kya Haal!"

If all of them or one among them has found its way to your vocabulary or heart, welcome to BAMBAI :D Bantai & Boumai, these words are so adorable I could easily use them in my daily jargon.. only if I could. It would be similar to calling the Havaldar, Pandu to his face and any annoying person Haramkhor. Bantai and Boumai, both really mean FRIEND :) and because these words are so cute, the meaning for me goes up be being good friends!

"That girl is sucha bitch" one would make faces & say but "Kya hai bey Kutiya Saali!" has its own amazing punch and fun to it. You say the word by yourself, RIGHT NOW and judge which one among the two comes from the heart :) 98% I'm guaranteeing say 'latter' the other 2% are lying ;)

Yes, we ARE Greatly influenced by the Britishers and Hallucinated by English.. par Hindi ka toh break banta hai yaar!

Toh chill maar & Hindi mein vartalaap sehat ke liye accha hota hai :)

Agli baar tak,
currie! /bye

Sunday, January 2

How To Lie

Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right.  ~Henry Ford

The quote itself is so frigging smart ass! You can lie or you shouldn't lie. It's not that you shouldn't lie, you can lie only it should be truthful enough. Confusing? Naah, not really! I'll explain

Lies are like fashion and clothes, you need to pull it off even if it's rags and all it requires is correct EDITING, PLOT and of course- Narration! Confidence is the key. Shahrukh lied about his k-k-k-k-k syndrome, look what he is now K-K-K-K-KING KHAN!

Analyzing the situation if lying is necessary. You can Lie for good also (saving your burning bum is the bonus) For Instance, your girlfriend makes food for the first time for you and it sucks. You don't tell her it sucks, you 'ummm' until she discovers her hideous culinary skills and then you promise her that next time you will help her to cook. LOVE DOUBLED!

Lying is good sometimes. :)

For regular lying situations these are the Points to Remember:

1. Before lying, take 2minutes to create and revise your story and also think about general questions that you might be asked. If time permits set your characters straight and call them up to tell them about the situation & their role if you're dealing with strict guys.

2.  Don't go overboard!

3. Keep some element of truth so that you are sure of the things that are true. This will help you during questioning

4. Time is important. Induce elements like, 'loss of petrol, long line and stupid slow trains' if your story is not running parallel to your time lapse.

5. Don't lie all the time for every stupid thing you do. You might mix up your stories & come on ya, have a life.

6. Confuse them. Even if things happened one after other, increase dialogues and mix another situation

7. Have fun, authors are best liars. If you can lie & not get caught- your lie was worth it.

This was a really funny post and I don't lie. Just, not all the time. ;)

Have Fun!

Until Next tym,

Currieberried /bye [Professional Liar whose got a family of Lawyers]

Saturday, January 1

Happy New Year! Plain and Simple

Dear Readers
(Hardly any, I know.. but a girl can dream!)

Sorry about my depressing last post. :P Anyway, its 5 am here in Mera Bharat Mahan and I'm going to watch the sun rise for the first time in 2011! What's a rainbow without a little rain?

You stick to the Resolutions you make
Increase your faith in God
Get more Self-Actualized
and follow my blog :P

Good Morning, ya'll!

LOVE after a long time,
Curry /bye

Emotion Engulfing

I was going to write the last post of 2010 then again I was going to write a nice welcome 2011 note at dot 12. Its funny, how things you plan fail to happen.

I was looking forward to dancing to music tonight, this friend of mine whose party I was going to.. plays the best dance songs EVER. She should really be a DJ. I wish music could heal me.. Something happened, aliens came I think, the atmosphere changed & the cold air on the terrace whispered, 'Go'

It made my hair fly in the direction of the door & it was like I was going out every 5 minutes anyway. I think I should stop meditation, my intuitions become weirdly strong, I've started understanding unsaid signs. I was there 40 minutes, the breeze became strong and almost yelled, 'Leave Now' and my head became so heavy.. I lied to my friends and left. It was ditching them but I just had to go.

-- So I'm at home right now. Drinking is not good and you should never call anyone after you drink. Never say, "I'm not drunk!" because that is plain stupid.
No, I don't drink and neither do I drink and call. I received such a call and it shattered all respect I had for this person. I wanted to test if it's true that people speak the truth when drunk - I hung on to the conversation and this person blurted out what they thought of me, what others thought of me. It wasn't wise to listen further, my mood dulled but I still listened and tried to get Actualization out of it. It didn't work. I ended up wanting to never to talk to a friend.

It's 4:37 AM of January 1, 2011 and I am Confused.

This isn't how I wanted my New Year to start.

Weird as ever,
Until Next Time,
Curry /bye

P. S. HAPPY 2011!